This is what I do with my life

theycalledherlove:

bambiash:

gulping:

method-oneclinic:

gulping:

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

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